Consultation

Girl came to a nun to consult something.

GIRL: Well it’s not for me, it’s for my boyfried.

NUN: What’s he like?

GIRL: He’s a year older than me, male, has two eyes and one nose.

NUN: …..

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

MIDORI: *dead*

(from KOUKOU DEBUT manga by Kazune Kawahara)